“Wide sea, that one continuous murmur breeds along the pebbled shore of memory!” (Keats)
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Current Occupation:
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Getting people to agree. A nod here, a wink there. And if a tree gets hugged along the way, all the better.
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Dream Job: | Commissioner of the Cook Islands Dance Academy |
Passions: | Passion itself |
Ambitions: | More passion |
Claim to Fame/Infamy: |
Once killed a man with a guitar string
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Favourite Stuff |
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Food: | BBQ at my joint, just let me know what weekend suits best |
Drinks: | Martini, Mojito, a ’98 Montrose Shiraz, but just lately buckets of Endura |
Movies/Books/Music: | Movies - Anything but French Comedies, Books - Anything with Pictures, Music – Anything that might help to serenade a divorced waitress |
Super Hero or Villian: | Remember the Brown Hornet from Fat Albert:
Or Noodles Romanoff, the villain from Roger Ramjet: |
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PDs Stuff |
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PD Member Since: | October 08 |
How I Got Into Paddling: | I was told I’d never make it as a pole vaulter. |
Favourite PD Moment: | Too many. Any given moment I’m paddling. |
Three words to describe PDs: | We Happy Few. |
How Other PDs Describe Stuart: | Maybe something like “it’s not the size of the dog in the fight….it’s the size of the fight in the dog”. Not infering that Stewie is a dog but he welcomes challenges latches on to them like a Bull Terrier and doesn’t let go. A fountain of (obscure) knowledge, Committed (to drinking), Expensive tastes (in sofa’s), Strong of heart, body and mind, Competitive, Smooth talker with a dash of panache with the ladies…, not there’s anything wrong with that! Viking warrior, Braveheart, fun, a good laugh, and a great friend. Keen, Grunter (makes some strange noises during a race), loves the “BLING”, quiet, demure, shy…. kidding! A tree hugger with with hot arms, sturdy boots, a top notch personality and gods gift to seat 10 paddling! |
Favourite PD Photo Gallery Pic: | Just use anything where I’m in the background |
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Other Stuff |
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Role Models, Heroes & Heroines: | “The Dude” from Big Lebowski |
When not paddling most likely to be found: | On the corner of Bedlam and Squalor |
Three people you’d like to invite to dinner:
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A circus midget, the Iron Chef and the ghost of Ernest Hemingway. |
Superstitions (Paddling or Otherwise): | I do have a pair of lucky race undies. Nothing bad ever happened while wearing clean race undies. |
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